It was a joyous occasion when Allison Anholt magically transformed the Miracle T4 into the future legend A64. Yet there was a dark cloud hanging over the event. They had failed to find A64’s older brother, T3. Nicole and Tyler had searched the whole park during the banding of A64, but still there was no sign of T3. The team had already lost hope and packed up their gear and were heading for the parking lot when someone turned back one more time and saw T2; with two little doodles. On was banded, and one was not. The mission was back on.
Rebecca Linhart is the finest handler of bird you can find. Her hands are magic, her kindness tangible, her smile contagious. PIPL literally melt when she holds them.
That doesn’t add up either. RELI has an enormous heart, especially for the fragile things that could use the help of her skilled hands.
I think I have an idea. It has do with a rumor. A dark, dark, rumor. A rumor so foul, I’ve refrained from even mentioning it this season. Yet I fear bringing it to light is the only way to explain these photos.
We won’t say who first proposed this dark theory. RELI is not the type of person who would want to be publicly credited with something so strange. And I am exactly the type of person who would love to be credited with coming up with something so off-putting. So let’s just say no one can remember, and leave you to your own assumptions.
It’s really quite simple. RELI’s theory, oops, I mean the theory proposes that Smalls is the father of T3 & A64.
Now on the surface, the idea the Smalls mated with Linda Hamilton and is the actual father of T3 & A64 is absurd. Still, it would explain a lot. Things have been pretty mixed up at Barnegat Light State Park ever since Smalls arrived. It would certainly explain why he spent so much time disciplining the two youngsters who wern’t even his (we assumed), as soon as they were born. It would also explain why he was so insistent that the little ones call him “Mr. Smalls.” Perhaps as a proxy for his paternal authority.
And what was the first thing Smalls did after his eggs hatched and he regained his freedom? He marched straight to the T# family. At the time we assumed he was initiating a hostile takeover of T2’s territory. Yet now we know he was doing something very different; he was uniting the families. Or perhaps reuniting with his interspecies step children.
And perhaps most importantly, many believe that T2 is, in fact infertile. Or maybe Linda is. The last set of eggs that survived past the hatch date failed to hatch. We know T2 is at least 12 years old. This suggests T2 may be past his prime and incapable of producing even miracle babies.
It was just a theory. Besides, everybody knows an AMPOY-PIPL hybrid looks something like one of these: