Friends, meet Dracula. Don’t worry. She has zero interest in sucking your blood… just your blood worm.
Dracula, whose friends call her “Drac” because they are lazy, is a gorgeous female Plover. And a local. She was born in the wilds of the Holgate Refuge in 2016 to her parents, Ruffles & Cheeto. She went to Private PIPL Skool there, learning the finer points of werming and such, then took off for the Bahamas last fall. Apparently, she just couldn’t shake her memories of Long Beach Island so she has returned home to us this summer for more of the good times.
As a young, second year girl, she probably faced some stiff competition for primo oceanfront rentals down at Holgate. So she flew up and down the Island all spring, without a Realtor (TM) mind you, until she finally settled on Barnegat Light, where handsome young Pirate caught her eye and encouraged her to stay. And then to settle down.
That’s right, a Pirate Plover. I’m talking about Barnegat Light’s very own Captain Jack.
Welcome back Jack & welcome back Drac, or, as their friends call them, “Jackula.” Captain Jack is a Plover of great experience. Dracula is a total n00b, but she’s a local, and she’s got bite.
So it appears we have a Pirate Plover and a Vampire Plover paired up for the summer. I feel sorry for their kids. How are people going to react? I mean if you are on the beach and you’re Pirate… ? And if you’re a Vampire… ???? But if you are a Pirate Vampire…. NO WAY.
After breakfast Dracula trolls Mustache BYLL, The World’s Most Interesting Plover, just like Tufters did.