Lonely Boy

"Oh boi! Konstrkshun on my new beech house is finally dun!"

 

"This place is freaking awsum!!!11! So many tasteful appointments and amemmmities, and just look at this vu!!!111! It's just missing one thing...."
“This place is freaking awsum!!!11! So many tasteful appointments and amemmmities, and just look at this vu!!!111! It’s just missing one thing….”
"....A lady-wife" :((((((
“… a gurl to sharez it wiv” :((((((

Don’t worry Lonely Boy. Now that the boys have made it back to the beach and opened up the territories for the summer, the ladies should be arriving any day now. Instead of being sad about it, why don’t you enjoy a little “Daddy Time” while you still can?