The Lesser Known Dangers of Eating Live Shellfish

If the danger is not clear, have a look at this photo. Yoinks!
Getting your toe squashed in the Vul-Clam Death Grip
Getting your toe squashed in the Vul-Clam Death Grip
If the danger is not clear, have a look at this photo. Yoinks!
If the danger is not clear, have a look at this photo. Yoinks!
The secondary danger is that your friends, quite upset that you wasted a perfectly good clam, won't let you off easy.
The secondary danger is that your friends, quite upset that you wasted a perfectly good clam, won’t let you off easy.

Poor ‘lil fella. He has been bumbling around LBI like this for a few days. He seems otherwise healthy, so we can suppose the best course of treatment is to wait for that clam to die. Nom nom nom nom nom.