Game Of Poles: The Ultimate 2014 Faceoff!

While we certainly want to love them all with extreme equality, nature herself is highly hierarchical, and truly selective. In the end, we all must choose. There can only be one ultimate-ba-multimate Champion of Absolute Adorazabilty on LBI, and only One True Master Of The Pole.

Those Readers who have been following along closely this year will recognize these characters. Remember that these, like many things featured on the Readings, are real individuals who live among us, and not just some random animals. So choose carefully, and cast your vote below. When you play the Game of Poles, you win, or you get a crappy perch on the ground. There is no middle-ground.

Mr. Handbersome, The Snow Owl
Mr. Handbersome, The Snow Owl
Stewart, The Bald Eagle
Stewart, The Bald Eagle
Josephine Durt, The Peregrine Falcon
Josephine Durt, The Peregrine Falcon