So take your pick., choose wisely, practice, and astound your friends and family with your mastery of language.
“Honey, have you heard about the Wisdom of Ermine? Great pics on the Readings!”
“Excuse me, are you looking for the Stooping of Tundra Ghosts? Why, they are right over there!”
“I’ve always wanted to see a Parliament of Harfang. Now’s my chance!”